Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

ventusthecorgi:

Bagel riding a unicorn in his dreams

ventusthecorgi:

Bagel riding a unicorn in his dreams

ventusthecorgi:

Bagel riding a unicorn in his dreams

ventusthecorgi:

Bagel riding a unicorn in his dreams

scornforoblivion:

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

I was thinking this earlier! I have made good choices in who to follow :)

I need more stickers for my laptop. #beard #hawaii #teambeard #stickers

I need more stickers for my laptop. #beard #hawaii #teambeard #stickers

aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

heinekenrana:

killmewithdicks:

neongenesist:

It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

this is terrific you nerds

I hate everything