January 2010
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December 2009
“I’m not trying to sound so insincere, but the postcard that’s taped to the...”
– Motion City Soundtrack (via theotherreality)
I'm naming it Obama.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i love you
Stranger: im pregers
You: thats okay
You: i can take care of the baby
Stranger: its retarded, gay, and the heart is born on the outside of its body
Stranger: im naming it obama
You: special needs children are the best children
You: obama is a beautiful name
You: boy or girl?
Stranger: hereferdite
You: fantastic
You: best of both worlds
Stranger: i spelled tht wwrong
Stranger: wow u can turn anything good
You: lol i see past your attempts to turn the conversation bad...
Stranger: i hav aids and my parents died
You: I''m sorry....
You: i hope your life improves.
Stranger: yeah well, no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i love you
Stranger: STAR!
You: moon
Stranger: GODDAMNIT, RAMIREZ, take him down!
You: my name is inigo montoya
Stranger: The correct countersign is 'Texas' soldier.
You: you killed my father
You: prepare to die
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
For all of you who didn't understand that.... blame 4chan.
Thats right I have a pet bear.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ilove you
Stranger: omg i love you to!
You: yay!
Stranger: wanna have babies?
You: I wanna have your babies its serious like crazy
You: have you ever heard that song?
Stranger: no but i kinda wanna kill you and eat ur brains
You: oh? I wanna make a skin suit out of you
You: like in hannibal
Stranger: thats sexy
You: and ill feed the rest to my bear
You: thats right i have a pet bear
Stranger: i got a pitbull
Stranger: so can i eat ur brains
You: oh? my bear can maul you and take me the suit
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tentacle seeds
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i love you
Stranger: oh legit? does that mean i have to build you some crutches?
Stranger: thats hard manuel labor
Stranger: i dont know if im ready for that..
You: crutches?
You: XD
Stranger: i can maybe build you a snowman
You: oh... then ill just supress my feelings until youre ready then
You: snowmans are cool
Stranger: nice
Stranger: until then...lets eat some toast
Stranger: but i cant have any
Stranger: my tounge fell off
Stranger: but ya know
Stranger: it is how it is
You: toast ? wwith jam?
Stranger: only if u spread it with ur toes
You: why did your toungue fall off?
Stranger: but thats up to you
You: toe jam
Stranger: oh i was licking my cat...
You: XD
Stranger: but ya kno
Stranger: it'll grow back
Stranger: i planted tounge seeds!
You: mmhmm tongues are like tentacles
You: oh?
Stranger: do u plant tentacle seeds?
You: i didnt know there were such things
You: yes
You: all the time
Stranger: there are
Stranger: go buy some
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hello
Stranger: yup
You: do you like snails?
Stranger: no. i dont like
You: why not?
You: did they ever hurt you?
Stranger: not yet
You: yet?
You: wow... you're paranoid.
It's like it has TEETH or something!
You: do you favor snails?
Stranger: guess what im only 13 and im trying to mess with people and act like a hot girl
You: lol i love doing that
Stranger: whats up im 17 f us
Stranger: lol
You: I'm 16
You: and f
You: but like seriously horny guys get so angry
You: because i seduce them and then i pop a "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
You: its so hilarious
You: they go "wait what? youre a dude?", completely not getting the reference
Stranger: -link censored for content-
Stranger: look ad dem boobies
You: thats just creepy! how can you stare at boobs when there is an abnormally large penis staring you in the face
You: its like it has TEETH or something
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats how i get people
You: very clever
Stranger: well i will kill the terrorist
You: i applaud you
Stranger: on cod
Stranger: see u
You: kill the terrorist? on cod?
Stranger: lol xbox
You: oh okay
You: have fun
You: call of duty
You: got it
Stranger: thx see yah
You: byee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh noes!
You: do you favor snails?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I stepped on once and it popped
You: oh no!
You: poor snail!
Stranger: yeah
You: how about frogs
You: do you like frogs?
Stranger: it was raining and they were everywehr
Stranger: i love frogs
You: OH MY GOD YAY!
You: well then quickly, you must go to the enchanted forrest!
You: because the frogs are dying :(
You: there isnt enough mancha to go around
Stranger: oh my!
Stranger: dear lord
You: we must save them1
Stranger: this is a crisis
You: quickly! to the carpetbag!
Stranger: right away!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
POSSIBLY THE MOST EPIC CONVERSATION EVER.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY THER IM JIMMY, IM 57 AND IM FROM NORWAY, I HAVE A BEARD AND I WANT TO TOUCH YOO
You: WELL HI THAR JIMMY
Stranger: HAII
You: I DONT MIND BEING TOUCHED
Stranger: OH WELL THATS JUST GRREEEAATT
You: FANTASTC
Stranger: COS MY BEARD HASNT TOUCHED IN A WHILE
You: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE YELLING
Stranger: I AM
You: OOOHHH SEXY
Stranger: AT MY SCREEN
You: LOL
You: I LOVE IT
Stranger: I HAVE TO COS I HAVE A BEARD :(
Stranger: OTHERWISE, NO ONE CAN HEAR ME..
You: OH? HOW LONG IS YOUR BEARD?
Stranger: FUCKIN LOOOOONG
You: NO WAY!!
Stranger: AND WIREY
Stranger: LIKE METAL
You: THATS AMAZING
Stranger: YEHHHHHHHHH
You: I LOVE BEARDS
Stranger: SO DO I
Stranger: SO I GREW ONE
Stranger: WHY DONT YOU?
You: BECAUSE IM A GIRL.... AND I CAN'T GROW ONE UNLESS I HAVE TESTOSTERONE
You: WHICH MAKES ME SAD
Stranger: INJECT THAT SHIT
You: BECAUSE I WANT ONE
Stranger: DO IT
Stranger: DO IT
You: I WILL ONE DAY
Stranger: GOOD
You: IT HAS BEEN MY LIFE LONG DREAM TO HAVE A BEARD
Stranger: WHY CANT GIRLS GROW BEARDS, IN NORWAY THEY CAN
You: ITS NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE FOR SOME DUMBASS REASON
Stranger: JUST NEED WILLPOWER
Stranger: LOTS OF IT
You: I WOULD GROW A BEARD JUST TO JOIN THE CIRCUS
Stranger: DAYYUM
Stranger: I FELL SORRY FOR YA'LL
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Stranger: NORWAY
Stranger: YOUU?
You: AWESOME......
You: IM FROM HAWAII
Stranger: OWSUUUMMMMMMM
You: BUT I WISH I WAS FROM NORWAY
You: AND I WISH I HAD A BEARD
Stranger: WAVES, AND SEXY HOOLA GIRLS AND SUN, AND SEXYY HOLA GIRLS
You: *HULA
You: BUT ITS OKAY
Stranger: THANKS
Stranger: ARE YOU ONE?
You: NO SADLY
You: I SUCK AT HULA
Stranger: DAMN
You: I WISH I WERE COOL LIKE THAT
Stranger: I LIKE HULA
Stranger: YEA,
You: YOU CAN DANCE THE HULA
Stranger: YOU OBVIOUSLY ALOT CLEVER THAN THEM THOUGH
You: ANYONE CAN DANCE HULA
You: DOOOOOO ITTTTTT
Stranger: COS YOU CAN TALK TO ME AND KEEP ME INTERESTED
Stranger: IMM DANCING
You: FAN FUCKING TASTOC
Stranger: INFRONT OF MY SCREEEN SHOUTING
You: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stranger: ON A SPINNY CHAIR
Stranger: NAKED
Stranger: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: I DO BELIEVE THIS IS THE MOST EPIC CONVERSATION IVE EVER HAD
You: WOOOOOOO
You: NEKKID IS THE WAY TO GO
Stranger: TOTALLY
Stranger: YOU HAVE MANY CONVERSATIONS
You: NO.... JUST ON OMEGLE ALOT
Stranger: SO THIS CONCERSATION MUST BE PRETTY EPIC THEN
Stranger: IM BLINDIN 1 EYE!
Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOO!
You: I DONT THINK IVE EVER COME ACROSS A HULA DANCING, CHAIR SPINNING, BEARD GROWING, SHOUTING PERSON FROM NORWAY BEFORE
You: WHO'S BLIND IN ONE EYE
You: THERE WE GO
You: WOO!
Stranger: YEAHHH
Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
You: 16
You: AND YOU?
Stranger: 57
Stranger: DURRR
You: OH GOSH I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
Stranger: YEAHH
You: WELL JIMMY, YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH THE MOST EPIC PERSON ON OMEGLE RIGHT NOW
Stranger: BUT IM ACTUALLY 14, I JUST HAVE A SYNDROME THAT MAKES ME LOOK 57
You: ENJOY YOUR CROWN
You: OH?
Stranger: I HAVE A CROWN?
You: THEN THERE WE GO
You: YES
You: YOU DO
Stranger: YEAHHHHHHHH
Stranger: DOES MY TUMA GET ONE?
You: ^^^^^^^^^
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You: DAMN
You: IT DIDNT WORK
Stranger: I HAVE A 17 POUND TUMA ON MY ABDOMEN
You: TUMA?
You: YOU MEAN TUMOR?
Stranger: LUMP OF CANCEROUS FLESH
Stranger: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: OH YES
You: THEN YOUR TUMOR GETS ONE TOO
You: IT HAS TO
Stranger: WOOOOOOOOO!
You: ITS LIKE ANOTHER PERSON IN THE WORLD.
Stranger: YEAHH
Stranger: YOU STILL SHOUTING WHEN YOUR TYPING THIS?
Stranger: IM GETTING A HEADACHE
You: NO... BUT IM MUMBLING
You: BECAUSE I HAVE DUCT TAPE OVER MY MOUTH
Stranger: OHH COOL
Stranger: IS THAT HOW YOU ROLL?
You: THAT IS HOW I ROLL.
Stranger: SWEEEEEEEET
Stranger: I ROLL ON MY SPINNY CHAIR
You: THAT IS AN AWESOME WAY TO ROLL
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: DOWN TO THE SHOPS, -13 DEGREES.. NAKED ON A SPINNY CHAIR
You: WOAH YOU DONT GET ARRESTED?
You: NORWAY IS AWESOME.
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: WHATS YOUR NAMEE?
You: RORY
You: AND YOU ARE JIMMY
You: WOAH
You: WE BOTH HAVE NAMES ENDING IN Y
Stranger: YEAHHHHHHH
You: MORE EPIC
Stranger: YOU GONNA SAVE THIS CONVERSATION AND CHERISH IT
You: DEFINITELY... IM POSTING IT TO TUMBLR
You: AND PRINTING IT
You: AND PUTTING IT ON MY WALL
You: POSSIBLY FRAMING IT
Stranger: YEAHHHHHHHHHH
You: AS THE MOST EPIC CONVERSATION KNOWN TO MAN
You: AND IT WILL GAIN MANY AWARDS
Stranger: TUMBLR?
Stranger: LIKE CROWNS?
You: A NOBEL PEACE PRICE HERE AND THERE
Stranger: YEAHHH
You: TUMBLR.COM
You: BEST FUCKNG PLACE IN THE WORLD
Stranger: OKAY ILL GO THER
Stranger: AND EAT THEM
Stranger: TO GAIN MORE TUMOR
You: WANNA SEE MINE?
You: I HAVE MORE OMEGLE CONVERSATIONS ON THAR
You: http://bellacorrina.tumblr.com/
You: WOAH.... LOWERCASE LOOKS SO STUPID
You: IM GOING TO TALK IN CAPS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You: THANKS TO YOU.
You: WELL EPIC HUMAN BEING
You: I SHALL TALK TO YOU LATER
You: BYE JIMMY.
How Dare thee....
You: hello sunshine
Stranger: Hi
You: how art thou?
Stranger: Who are you shakespeare?
You: yes infact
You: i am
You: back fromthe dead
You: to HAUNNNTTT YOUUUUU
You: oooga boooga
Stranger: Okay. Be that way.
You: its three in the morning, do you want me to say no? deny my existence?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Uhhh..... Awksauce?
Stranger: HOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: I'm LATE
You: hi
Stranger: ME TOO
You: well
Stranger: i might be preggerzz
You: O.o
You: I was referencing alice in wonderland
You: but this is FAR MORE interesting
Stranger: ive never seen that film
Stranger: well i had sex with danny last week
You: oh?
Stranger: was supposed to come on a couple of days ago
Stranger: and i didnt
Stranger: and my cycle is like clockwork
You: dont freak.... did you use a condom?
Stranger: no i must be pregnant
Stranger: shit no
Stranger: we didnt
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: what do i do
Stranger: i cant raise a baby
You: okay first of all, check with your doctor
You: well first, buy a pregnancy test...
You: then check with your doctor
Stranger: yeah good idea
Stranger: thankyou
Stranger: !
You: np
Stranger: whats your name?
You: and if you end up not being pregnant
You: WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM NEXT TIME. ITS FUCKING DANGEROUS
You: Rory
Stranger: LOLLL:) ahah i will dont worry !
Stranger: ill name it after you
You: O.O
You: thank you?
Stranger: your welcome rory
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
MEANIE
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: My name is Inigo Montoya.
You: You killed my father
You: prepare to die.
Stranger: Fuck u u. Killed my dad
You: You dont get the reference.
Stranger: I fucked ur mum
You: I'm sure you did.
Stranger: She was good
You: Well....my mother is dead..... you are officially the most heartless son of a bitch ive encountered on omegle.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Amazing Arguement.
You: I'm horny
Stranger: hehehe i no who is her name is bitch
You: you know who is what?
You: and who's name is bitch?
Stranger: i no who is horney her name is brea
Stranger: jkjkjkj
Stranger: allison
You: oh?
You: well....my name is bella... and I'm horny
Stranger: yep
Stranger: cool
Stranger: go find edward or jacob
You: geez most people would have signed off by now
You: no my name isnt isabella
You: its bella
You: im not from fucking twilight
You: twilight is LAME
Stranger: oooh fuck no i love twilight
Stranger: ur lame
You: your mom is lame... twilight is a plotless peice of annoyance
You: go research some real vampires
You: ones that DONT SPARKLE
Stranger: ugh u
Stranger: huh
Stranger: ugh u lamer
